Author: Emily Flake

Who really likes turkey, anyway?

Not that you’d make it past the board

But at least it’s all organic, right?

Just tell me what to do, robot This comic is featured in Eat More Comics: The Best of The Nib—available here!

A third way between Trick or Treat

‘Cause they have to stop making albums now, right?

Skynet told Facebook to tell you to lose some weight, tubs

For when you’re bored with that pumpkin latte, chief

When it hurts to much to put it on speaker

‘Cause we’re all too good for taxis now, or something