Author: Emily Flake

Eat up before U2 releases another album at you

Whatever it is, you’ll probably get your own reality show out of it

Ice buckets are for pussies

I’m not even joking about number two

It’s an important consideration

Benedryl is a hell of a drug

Everything but the pool

Because weird fake pine trees don’t make sense in the desert

Besides flapping your hands and screeching, that is

How to deal with World Cup infractions of any kind