Author: Emily Flake

Because weird fake pine trees don’t make sense in the desert

Besides flapping your hands and screeching, that is

How to deal with World Cup infractions of any kind

‘Cause who wants to watch a real orca battle depression?

The Cliff Notes to the Cliff Notes.

Stop trying to make “caxirola” happen

Because Shiatsu is for Jerks

“Like my men” is also an option

Whoza bestest in show? Who? Whoooo?

When a string bikini just won‘t do