Author: Emily Flake

Signs of Real Maturity

by Emily Flake

Posted on May 13, 2022May 17, 2022

Get the advil.

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Fall Drugs

by Emily Flake

Posted on October 14, 2021October 22, 2021

Huffing some end-of-year melancholy.

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My Secret is So Boring

by Emily Flake

Posted on September 23, 2021October 8, 2021

Some musings on my favorite pandemic purchase.

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Pets Respond to the Climate Report

by Emily Flake

Posted on August 12, 2021August 27, 2021

The sky is literally falling.

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Summer Camp Options

by Emily Flake

Posted on July 16, 2021July 21, 2021

Fun in the sun for YOUR kid!

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Awkward Hugs: Post-Quarantine Edition

by Emily Flake

Posted on June 4, 2021January 7, 2022

And you thought things were awkward in 2019!

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What To Do With My Neck Wattle

by Emily Flake

Posted on May 6, 2021May 11, 2021

A permanent fidget device!

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Jeff Bezos: What Will He Do Now?

by Emily Flake

Posted on February 12, 2021February 17, 2021

He’s about to have a lot of time on his hands.

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How Are You Toasting the New Year?

by Emily Flake

Posted on January 1, 2021January 6, 2021

Important to cover all your bases.

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How to Prepare the White House for a New Tenant

by Emily Flake

Posted on December 10, 2020December 15, 2020

It’s going to need a DEEP clean.

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