Author: Emily Flake

Can’t wait for the ‘80s sequel

Blah, blah, gave you the gift of life, yadda yadda

That one at the doctor’s is always wrong

Don’t you “sharing economy” me, sonny

Buckle up, kids, it’s gonna be a long ride

Elocution, people, elocution

Marie Kondo ain’t the only one with the hot tips

Miss Mary Mac is gonna be so disappointed

I became a sustaining member just for the joke-making rights

OK, Stupid!