Author: Emily Flake

You seem like you might be lost.

Y’all come back now! Which you will, ‘cause time is a flat circle.

For the home reveler

Your favorite television shows, run through a blender

Mmm, sweat from a wrung towel.

A brief taxonomy  

Beyond Vampires

Unlucky charms, and more.

Regular first class is for suckers.

Forget rewards. This is the real deal.