Author: Emily Flake

‘Cause who wants to watch a real orca battle depression?

The Cliff Notes to the Cliff Notes.

Stop trying to make “caxirola” happen

Because Shiatsu is for Jerks

“Like my men” is also an option

Whoza bestest in show? Who? Whoooo?

When a string bikini just won‘t do

You seem like you might be lost.

Y’all come back now! Which you will, ‘cause time is a flat circle.

For the home reveler