Author: Emily Flake

Other parents might look down on you barfing on the playground.

Crypto for the ferryman.

When was the last time you said “beautiful” without cringing?

Fall was so nice. What happened? Oh, right.

They’ve all got it coming.

Even the title is an issue.

We’ve all got one. Out with it.

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s a hologram of your dad and he wants to sell you something.

What if the leader of the free world preferred Tumblr?

Readjusting your dreams for the current reality.