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Post-Election Self-Care Strategies
Time to eat all that stuff you stress-baked.
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If society collapses in 20 years, no more worrying about how to pay for college!
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You feel much better about “Gritty” now, don’t you?
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Shove over, avocado toast! The future is so bright we’re gonna eat our glasses for sustenance.
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Even God’s living avatar on earth was a little jerk.
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May nothing but the inevitable rising of the seas cause you to part.
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