The Nib Animated

20 Episodes

The political cartoonists of The Nib have teamed up for a new animated series that strikes at the heart of our present-day dystopia. In Season 1 we took you inside the sweatshop that produces Trump’s hair, met the brave, rich, white men who strip away our reproductive rights, and got an exclusive look at our Illuminati lizard overlords. Now Season 2 is here, and you’re not wrong: things are definitely getting weirder and worse, so we’re in for lots more fun. Featuring sizzling satire from the likes of Matt Bors, Jen Sorensen, Matt Lubchansky, Emily Flake, and Keith Knight.



Season 1, Episode 1: Wigging Out

Nuke first, ask questions about basic geography later. #winning! Plus: An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the origins of Donald Trump’s iconic hairstyle.

Season 1, Episode 2: Boys’ Club

Should we listen to women and science when writing our healthcare laws? Naaaahhhh. Plus: How Trump is angling to rig the next election.

Season 1, Episode 3: The War For Your Mind

Alex Jones hosts this very special episode revealing the most devious illuminati plot yet. Plus: What could we buy if we weren’t spending all our money on the world’s biggest bombs?

Season 1, Episode 4: Burn it Down

Either vaccines are a massive global conspiracy to destroy children or someone’s overreacting. Plus: The life changing magic of just throwing everything you own in the trash.

Season 1, Episode 5: Millennials Have Killed This Episode

Millennials are murdering things left and right. Nothing is safe, not golf, not napkins, not you. Plus: Trump, father and husband, kind of. And: Collect your own limited edition Ivanka Trump doll!

Season 1, Episode 6: Take Me to Your Nazis

The hot white guy summer trend of 2017; being a literal Nazi. Who knew the future would suck so much? Plus: Pizza drones, the hottest Hot Takes, and a new Art of The Deal.

Season 1, Episode 7: It’s a Hit

The bold American pastime of accidentally giving our own weapons to terrorists. Plus: A new Broadway show stars the original Blue Man Group—the police.

Season 1, Episode 8: Shmabortion

Inside the mind of Trump’s most-forgotten daughter. Plus: It’s not illegal to say “abortion,” we’ll just take away your money and job if you do.

Season 1, Episode 9: Hot in Here

Who says global warming is all bad? It means more bikinis, amiright?! Plus: America is #1! In everything terrible!

Season 1, Episode 10: Real Fake News

Trust no one. News is wrong. War is peace. Trump is tremendous. Plus: Back-alley virtual reality.

Season 2, Episode 1: Health Genius

The inside scoop on Trump’s insanely healthy body. Plus: Who will win the award for best sexual harassment apology of the year?

Season 2, Episode 2: It’s Not TV, It’s Alt-Right

How to tell if you’re dating an ally man or a garbage can. Plus: Trickle-down economics is a scam.

Season 2, Episode 3: Last Takes Till Midnight

Pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: Gunning for delicious office snacks.

Season 2, Episode 4: Shake it Up

Why is no one talking about the role of tentacle voters? Plus: An upbeat ditty about nuclear war.

Season 2, Episode 5: Full Engagement

Finally, women get their equal pay—in spaaaaace! Plus: One mom’s helpful tips on parenting hungover.

Season 2, Episode 6: Fly Boy

Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation. And for the last time, there’s no such thing as the pee tape.

Season 2, Episode 7: Time Bandits

A dispatch from Trump’s glorious robotic future. Plus: When your doctor’s a prankster!

Season 2, Episode 8: The Pawtriarchy

A white male ally finally gets all the trophies he deserves. Plus: Dog parks unleashed.

Season 2, Episode 9: Give a Hoot

Reduce, reuse, recycle—or we’re all gonna die! Plus: An aura-healing digital detox cleanse.

Season 2, Episode 10: I Want to Pee-lieve

The tape is out there. Plus, what missing a couple days of news gets you, a hilarious new cop show, or is that horrifying? And totally real conspiracy theories. Totally.

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