Roses are red, violets are blue – I’m a nervous wreck and so are you.
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In Bloom
Sick of all this Democratic infighting! Won’t someone please buy this election?
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A Little Self-Reflection
What happens to that nice photo of you on vacation?
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Pinch Us, We're Dreaming
Another week in this waking nightmare.
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The Gooey Center
Bernie is too extreme! We’ve got to elevate a more appealing centrist!
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Forever in Your Debt
You kids know about “amortization” right?
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Armed and Ready
What to keep in mind the next time we’re about to start another war for no reason.
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The Classics: Reality Show Editions
Time to make those old books exciting!
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There Goes the Neighborhood
This used to be such a nice place to live.
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