Salutations, sentients! Tragic news today at the hatchling education institution.
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Salutations, sentients! Tragic news today at the hatchling education institution.
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Poverty has been eliminated!
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Parallel Earth gets Jeff Sessions, Sec. of Selective Memory
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Using everything in the Presidential toolbox.
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There’s no other way to describe it, really.
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Climate change is a hoax. We don’t need to do anything about guns. Up is down. 2+2 = 5.
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A man is unfrozen after a freak accident in the distant era of…one month ago!
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Why can’t they be rational and dispassionate like me? AND KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF MY PRECIOUS GUNS?
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The jokes write themselves these days.
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Get YOUR pair of MAGA-Vision Spex today!
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