Is it time to re-open? Let’s ask some millionaire fake doctors.
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Head of State
Where are the COVID-19 metrics?
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I Said There Was An Alien On Board Before Anyone
I inherited very bad guns to fight the Xenomorph, but they are perfect now.
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World War C
Let’s see how things are going in the pandemic: year eight.
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Playing the Market
The grifter-in-chief tries to make another quick buck.
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Nobody Panic
The coronavirus is just a hoax! It’s just the flu! It’s not a big deal!
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Time to Unite
Time to get behind one candidate!
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The Times Aren’t A-Changin’
Progress ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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Mike Bloomberg: He’s Great!
Cartoonist Matt Bors announces an exciting new partnership with Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg, who is great!
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The Gooey Center
Bernie is too extreme! We’ve got to elevate a more appealing centrist!
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