There’s one possible way out of this.
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Focus on the Issues
The Democrats of 2043 try to figure out what motivates voters.
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Gotcha, Greta
So you believe in climate change, but eat FOOD out of CONTAINERS?
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A Bridge Too Far
Did you hear what Trump did this time? Right out in the open?
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Up in Smoke
America’s children are unsafe. It’s time to take serious action to ban what’s killing our kids.
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A Rising Tide Lifts Some Boats
Trump says there’s some “very bad people” fleeing the damage in the Bahamas.
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Playing Around
What do the brilliant people we’ve elevated to make six figures to tell us what’s wrong with America on television say causes mass shootings?
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Shout Out
Yelling at a rally? Very unserious. His career is over!
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Greenland’s New Deal
The year is 2042. The country is overrun by mutants. Thank god we bought Greenland!
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Clue: Jeffrey Epstein Edition
Was it the Clintons on the private island with the dagger? Or Trump in the White House with the candlestick?
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