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Conservative Concerns
The modern right wing’s top priorities.
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The President Responds to the Latest Terror Attack
Shut down the borders! It’s the only way.
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Who Watches the White Men?
In the wake of the recent attacks, a Portland Republican says the party should use militia groups.
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Sheriff Clarke’s Definitely Real Medals
For plagiarism and cruelty above and beyond the call of duty
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Trump Can’t Even Shoot Himself in the Foot
The President tries to get fired
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The Tremendous Future of Trumpcare
Everyone has ACCESS to healthcare… if you can get to the moon
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Four Steps to President Mark Zuckerberg
The Facebook CEO could run for office. What could go wrong?
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Why the Hell Does Trump Tweet So Slowly?
Spit it out, Donald!
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True Disbelievers
Trump supporters continue to grapple with the tenuous nature of reality
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