What’s wrong with you, idiot? Why don’t you learn how to drive?!
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Down the Drain
You’re buying toilet paper on Amazon? Way to support an evil billionaire.
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Where Nobody Knows Your (Real) Name
Fun times at Jack’s bird bar!
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The Best Medicine
Turns out it’s denial!
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Representation Matters
So nice to see a couple like us on the television
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Identity Crisis
Strap into the “walk in my shoes” VR program, and see what it’s like to experience viewpoints other than your own!
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Hand-Me-Downs
Someday, son, all of this will be yours.
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The End of the Internet
People won’t even notice it’s gone! They’ll be too busy enjoying good old-fashioned human contact.
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Now Is Not The Time For Piranha Control
Yet another man covered in piranhas went on a hugging spree in a public place, but the only thing that stops a bad guy covered in piranhas is a good guy covered in piranhas!
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Knowledge is Power!
What are you gonna do with all that useless crap you learn in school?
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