How long can you go without talking about The Thing?
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Big Plans
Woo-hoo! It’s the weekend, baby!
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Taking Friendship to a Multi-Level
I’ve got a present for you. It is NOT an invitation for a pyramid scheme.
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Don’t Know What You’ve Got…
Treasure those animals now, folks.
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Eyes on the Prize
Don’t let little things like your LIFE distract you from the big election!
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Journey to the Center of Politics
A big shakeup at Centrist Democrat HQ.
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Forever in Your Debt
You kids know about “amortization” right?
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Out of Office Response
Get educated, DAVE. He was impeached but not removed.
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Judge Not
Don’t you know it’s RUDE to criticize other peoples’ religions?
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Hard Times
We should stick together. Here’s how.
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