Someday, son, all of this will be yours.
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The End of the Internet
People won’t even notice it’s gone! They’ll be too busy enjoying good old-fashioned human contact.
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Now Is Not The Time For Piranha Control
Yet another man covered in piranhas went on a hugging spree in a public place, but the only thing that stops a bad guy covered in piranhas is a good guy covered in piranhas!
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Knowledge is Power!
What are you gonna do with all that useless crap you learn in school?
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Father, Forgive Them
They know not what they do. Really.
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Here Comes the Master Debater
Clearly you know nothing about classic cinema, ladies!
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Read Like a Book
How come white sci-fi authors can’t imagine a future for anyone but themselves?
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Pre-Pre-Requisites
Nothing but the best schools for my little Jadelynn.
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My Transition: Before vs. After
Men seem to be treating me slightly differently…
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Please Like and Subscribe to Save the Universe
Chad, you’re our only hope!
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