Border Disorder
Americans are being separated from their decency at the border.
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Trudeaus and Tru-don’ts
Thought we were friends with Canada? Our only allies now are pre-Trump adversaries, and vice versa.
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If They Can Say “Fnard,” Why Can’t I?!
If *they* can say “fnard,” why can’t I?!
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Has Your Mind Been Hacked?
A massive security flaw has been found in Americans’ brains. Are you safe?
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Rich Republicans: They’re Just Like Us!
Rich Republicans like to claim they’re down with the working class. But they’re a bunch of posh posers.
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Some Triggered Snowflakes
Let’s Give it Up For the Douchebags
“Dragon energy,” explained
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Secret Identity
When someone says “identity politics,” what do they really mean?
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See No Evil
What would it take for Trump voters to realize he’s corrupt?
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