Author: Gemma Correll

You should probably avoid these fancy coffee beans. You don’t know where they’ve been.

A twenty-first century freakshow

It’s not easy being green (or purple, or yellow, or that weird brownish kind of kiwi color)

Find them on the “Reduced to Clear” shelf next to the Justin Bieber perfumes.

(Not forgetting, of course, the Segway of Dingbats)

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Because you’ll never get fed up of that, right?

Just because you don’t have a ticket to Ascot doesn’t mean you can’t wear a pretty hat today.

Those Medieval folks sure knew how to have a good time

Thought Sharknado was terrifying? Try these.