Non-racist nephews and nieces – do NOT read this!
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No One is Safe!
Martin Scorsese roasts your fandom.
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Delays May Occur
If the music’s loud enough, it’ll drown out all that incriminating testimony!
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Weapons of Mass Family Fun
Look into Our Crystal Ball…
Future impeachment inquiry testimonies.
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We’d Like a Second Opinion
Sympathy CTE? Mitchnesia? It’s all here.
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Deep-Fried Logic
How Republicans take their fried sammy.
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Facebook Cashes In
Introducing ZuckerBucks, the new crypto-currency for poor rubes who aren’t tech billionaires.
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New Breakthroughs from Big Pharma
The most recent developments from your not-predatory pals in the pharmaceuticals industry.
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Mass Extinction Condolence Cards
Let all the animals you killed know how sorry you are.
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