How Republicans take their fried sammy.
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Facebook Cashes In
Introducing ZuckerBucks, the new crypto-currency for poor rubes who aren’t tech billionaires.
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New Breakthroughs from Big Pharma
The most recent developments from your not-predatory pals in the pharmaceuticals industry.
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Mass Extinction Condolence Cards
Let all the animals you killed know how sorry you are.
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Have Your People Subpoena My People
Have your people subpoena my people.
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Crab Mentality
If they can’t have it, neither can you.
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Scab ‘Til You Drop
Stop ‘n Shop’s corporate scabs
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Stephen Miller Overhauls the Department of Homeland Security
The mastermind behind the shakeups at DHS explains his next moves.
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You Always Hurt the Ones You Hate
Consider Yourself Owned, Libs
The brave MAGA culture warrior, hard at work.
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