It’s not easy being green (or purple, or yellow, or that weird brownish kind of kiwi color)
Posted July 4th, 2014
Rise and Shine.
The World is Doomed.
Find them on the “Reduced to Clear” shelf next to the Justin Bieber perfumes.
Posted July 2nd, 2014
(Not forgetting, of course, the Segway of Dingbats)
Posted June 27th, 2014
Experience these exclusive luxury therapies at our opulent new spa and beauty centre. (Prices on request)
Posted June 25th, 2014
Because you’ll never get fed up of that, right?
Posted June 20th, 2014
Just because you don’t have a ticket to Ascot doesn’t mean you can’t wear a pretty hat today.
Posted June 18th, 2014