Skynet told Facebook to tell you to lose some weight, tubs
Posted October 14th, 2014
Rise and Shine.
The World is Doomed.
For when you’re bored with that pumpkin latte, chief
Posted October 7th, 2014
When it hurts to much to put it on speaker
Posted September 30th, 2014
‘Cause we’re all too good for taxis now, or something
Posted September 23rd, 2014
Eat up before U2 releases another album at you
Posted September 16th, 2014
Whatever it is, you’ll probably get your own reality show out of it
Posted August 26th, 2014