When it hurts to much to put it on speaker
Posted September 30th, 2014
Rise and Shine.
The World is Doomed.
‘Cause we’re all too good for taxis now, or something
Posted September 23rd, 2014
Eat up before U2 releases another album at you
Posted September 16th, 2014
Whatever it is, you’ll probably get your own reality show out of it
Posted August 26th, 2014
Ice buckets are for pussies
Posted August 19th, 2014
I’m not even joking about number two
Posted August 12th, 2014