If that spooky painting my parents love so much shows up anywhere I’m burning down the whole Internet
Posted February 10th, 2015
Rise and Shine.
The World is Doomed.
Just you wait ‘til I’m in charge
Posted February 3rd, 2015
It’s important or else you won’t know who won
Posted January 28th, 2015
Real estate’s a son-of-a-bitch
Posted January 20th, 2015
Put on a goddamn sweater and quit touchin’ the thermostat
Posted January 13th, 2015
Don’t nobody call Social Services, ok?
Posted December 23rd, 2014