For outstanding achievements in being terrible
Posted October 14th, 2014
Rise and Shine.
The World is Doomed.
No matter what you put on, you’ll still be dead inside
Posted October 7th, 2014
Faster and dumber than a retreating glacier
Posted September 30th, 2014
Failing upwards in the NFL
Posted September 23rd, 2014
The ubiquitous fall flavor is habit-forming and bad for your health
Posted September 16th, 2014
Fill a bucket with bracelets and ribbons for maximum awareness
Posted August 26th, 2014