Revamped Fast Food Mascots

If I have a sex-dream abut the Hamburglar I may have to kill myself

Posted May 19th, 2015

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After Mad Men

Can’t wait for the ‘80s sequel

Posted May 12th, 2015

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Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

Blah, blah, gave you the gift of life, yadda yadda

Posted May 5th, 2015

  • https://thenib.com/mother-s-day-gift-ideas-d0c9356f9883
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New Scale Features

That one at the doctor’s is always wrong

Posted April 28th, 2015

  • https://thenib.com/new-scale-features-88a44b6ea774
  • https://thenib.com/new-scale-features-88a44b6ea774

How Are You Getting Paid?

Don’t you “sharing economy” me, sonny

Posted April 21st, 2015

  • https://thenib.com/how-are-you-getting-paid-d8a9b8ed9aea
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Hillary: The Campaign Strategies

Buckle up, kids, it’s gonna be a long ride

Posted April 14th, 2015

  • https://thenib.com/hillary-the-campaign-strategies-41a0d17e672b
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