Retired Elephants: What Will They Do?

Miss Mary Mac is gonna be so disappointed

Posted March 10th, 2015

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NPR Pledge Drive Incentives

I became a sustaining member just for the joke-making rights

Posted March 3rd, 2015

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Play-dating Apps

OK, Stupid!

Posted February 24th, 2015

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Sports For the Rich

When skiing just won’t cut it anymore

Posted February 17th, 2015

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The Worst Boards on Pinterest

If that spooky painting my parents love so much shows up anywhere I’m burning down the whole Internet

Posted February 10th, 2015

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Super Bowl XLIX — What I’d Have Done

Just you wait ‘til I’m in charge

Posted February 3rd, 2015

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