He’s the turtle-man with a plan
Posted November 11th, 2014
Rise and Shine.
The World is Doomed.
Throw a party to keep yourself from throwing up
Posted November 4th, 2014
What’s lurking in the dark this election day?
Posted October 28th, 2014
It’s not TV, it’s garbage
Posted October 21st, 2014
For outstanding achievements in being terrible
Posted October 14th, 2014
No matter what you put on, you’ll still be dead inside
Posted October 7th, 2014