Enhanced Apology Techniques

Tortured reasoning

Posted August 13th, 2014

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Rise and Shine.

The World is Doomed.

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A Man Walks into a Bar

This is not a joke

Posted August 13th, 2014

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Watch The Nib Animated: Last Takes ‘Til Midnight

The pros and cons of total nuclear apocalypse. Plus: gunning for delicious office snacks!

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ISIS Reads the Entrails

And learns a valuable lesson

Posted August 13th, 2014

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Homespun Charm Offensive

How you like Dem apples?

Posted August 12th, 2014

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We’re all gonna die, but not from Ebola

Posted August 12th, 2014

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What’s Your Favorite Sleep Aid?

I’m not even joking about number two

Posted August 12th, 2014

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