Beyond the Red Card

How to deal with World Cup infractions of any kind

Posted July 1st, 2014

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How to Make Your Own SeaWorld (TM)

‘Cause who wants to watch a real orca battle depression?

Posted June 24th, 2014

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World’s Great Literature — Explained!

The Cliff Notes to the Cliff Notes.

Posted June 17th, 2014

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What’s the Vuvuzela of the 2014 World Cup?

Stop trying to make “caxirola” happen

Posted June 10th, 2014

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Massage Modalities

Because Shiatsu is for Jerks

Posted June 3rd, 2014

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How Do You Take Your Coffee?

“Like my men” is also an option

Posted May 6th, 2014

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