Introducing: Eye! Get one for your home today. Don’t worry about it.
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Mayor Pete’s Mysterious Past
Even if he wasn’t doing anything evil at McKinsey & Co, can we trust anyone who worked there at all?
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Bolivia: The Serious People Weigh In
Finally, someone is defining the edges of rational discourse on your behalf!
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Meanwhile, at the CIA…
Election weirdness? They’re on the case!
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Whatever Works
Wow, paying “taxes” for “owning everything”? Ridiculous!
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Threat Not
All the people threatening to murder people on behalf of Trump are OBVIOUSLY joking. We’re laughing!
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State of the Union
I love unions, but: Is NOW really the time to unionize? In OUR industry?
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Poll Pettiness
The new polls are out! Time to find exactly what I want in them.
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Committing to the Bit
The bigoted-comedian-to-right-wing-welfare pipeline gets a new applicant.
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Ridesharing is Uncaring
Uber and Lyft are facing a fate worse than death in California: Recognizing their employees as employees!
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