1-800 GOON SQUAD

Shoot down a plane? Igor is ready to assist you

Posted July 24th, 2014

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Rise and Shine.

The World is Doomed.

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New State Slogans

For those who get their life advice from novelty T-shirts.

Posted July 23rd, 2014

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Watch the Nib Animated: Fly Boy

Healthcare for all?! That absurd idea must be destroyed! Plus: Exposing the hidden dangers of teleportation and air travel.

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Gaza Has an Iron Dome, Too

Too bad Hamas won’t let them use it

Posted July 23rd, 2014

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Surgeon General’s Warning: NYPD

Avoid if black

Posted July 23rd, 2014

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Why People Believe Hedge Fund Managers

The Bear and Bullshit markets

Posted July 23rd, 2014

  • https://thenib.com/why-people-believe-hedge-fund-managers-a15749bc1a93
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Breaking News: Everything is Broken

World pretty much terrible

Posted July 23rd, 2014

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